{"id":239,"date":"2020-02-04T13:19:02","date_gmt":"2020-02-04T13:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orfeovalencia.org\/blog\/?p=239"},"modified":"2020-02-04T13:19:04","modified_gmt":"2020-02-04T13:19:04","slug":"miccionario-iv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orfeovalencia.org\/blog\/2020\/02\/04\/miccionario-iv\/","title":{"rendered":"Miccionario (IV)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Por Ricardo Felis<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Repertorio de acepciones varias con que uno va elucubrando en una suerte de micci\u00f3n impasible. O no.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\nAUSTRALOPUTHECUS:\nRestos del primer hom\u00ednido del que tenemos constancia que ya se iba\nde puthas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\nBIDETNAMITA:\nSanitario de suave tono amarillento y desag\u00fce y tap\u00f3n obl\u00edcuos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\nCLICMATERIO:\nPer\u00edodo de la vida en que cesa la fren\u00e9tica actividad de pulsar el\nbot\u00f3n del rat\u00f3n del ordenador.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\nECUATOGUINEANO:\nEguineanoquevadepuedetecero.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\nFENOMEANAL:\nEnhorabuena que te da el proct\u00f3logo tras una exploraci\u00f3n exitosa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\nHAMANCA:\nT\u00edpico y c\u00f3modo asiento veraniego de dise\u00f1o con un solo\nreposabrazos (derecho o izquierdo seg\u00fan pedido).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\nHEMATOCRISTO:\nCuando el porcentaje de gl\u00f3bulos rojos en sangre es aut\u00e9nticamente\ndemencial.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\"
Imagen de una Iglusia<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

\nIGLUSIA:\nTemplo esquimal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\nJACULOTORIA:\nBreve expresi\u00f3n, no exenta de fervor, que suele acompa\u00f1ar a la\nvisi\u00f3n de un buen trasero.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\nPALIOZONTE:\nAquel que viaja bajo palio clandestinamente.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\nRHONRONEO:\nSonido caracter\u00edstico emitido por un felino cuando est\u00e1 totalmente\nebrio.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\nSEN\u00d3SFOBO:\nAquel que odia las tetas de las extranjeras.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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