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Repertorio de acepciones varias con que uno va elucubrando en una suerte de micci\u00f3n impasible. O no.<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Por Ricardo Felis<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

BLASFUMAR: Ancestral y arraigada costumbre de maldecir y juramentar teniendo el cigarrillo entre los labios.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CARNAVALS: Fiestas vienesas por excelencia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CASA DRONTESIO: Famosa tienda de Valencia especializada en el mundo de los drones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

DUETOS: Expectoraciones a dos voces.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ENTRADAS: Espacios desprovistos de pelo con que se prolonga la frente a uno y otro lado y que se muestran obedientemente al director de un coro cuando pide verlas bien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Una abeja acudiendo discretamente a un lupanal<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

LUPANAL: Burdel al que acuden abejas y avispas en sus horas libres.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PREVARICANCI\u00d3N: Cuando se canta a sabiendas de que no se debe hacer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PUERCOESK\u00cdN: Mam\u00edfero roedor que lleva las p\u00faas de la zona de la cabeza rapadas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SATANDERINO: C\u00e1ntabro diab\u00f3lico.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

TOP MANTRA: Mercadeo de mantras pirateados, que suele llevarse a cabo en los alrededores de los templos tibetanos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

V\u00d3TOX: Sufragio eternamente joven.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ZORRASTERA: Puta que no es del pueblo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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