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Repertorio de acepciones varias con que uno va elucubrando en una suerte de micci\u00f3n impasible. O no.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Por Ricardo Felis<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ejemplo de volc\u00e1n poco magm\u00e1nimo<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

CRATERTO: Individuo con poco bagaje cultural y mucha ignorancia, que, con la que est\u00e1 cayendo, no tiene ni idea de lo que son los piroclastos, ni las fajanas, ni los tubos l\u00e1vicos, ni las erupciones estrombolianas\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MAGM\u00c1NIMO: D\u00edcese del volc\u00e1n que es generoso a la hora de arrojar magma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MAGMA: Tegta, segno, ugbre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

COMANDAR: Desplazarse en estado de coma. Tal cual.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

AMONXICILINA: Antibi\u00f3tico del Antiguo Egipto. Durante el breve periodo monote\u00edsta pas\u00f3 a comercializarse con el nombre de Atonxicilina (con el visto bueno de las farmac\u00e9uticas de la \u00e9poca, claro).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Comisi\u00f3n de una posible bajeza<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

BAJEZA: Acci\u00f3n vil y despreciable realizada por un bajo en pleno concierto.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ABETUARIO: Secci\u00f3n necrol\u00f3gica en la que aparecen los abetos que han dejado de existir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MORFE\u00d3N: Coro especializado en nanas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u00d1\u00d3NIMO: Partitura sin fecha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SUBMARIANISTA: Religioso que profesa en una orden subacu\u00e1tica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BACHUNARSE: Inocularse a Johann Sebastian. Sin l\u00edmite de dosis. Sin importar la edad, el sexo, la religi\u00f3n\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ESCROTILLAS: Aberturas situadas en la cubierta de los submarinos con la finalidad de que la tripulaci\u00f3n pueda ventilar adecuadamente sus escrotos tras una prolongada inmersi\u00f3n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PELICUL\u00d3N: Trasero de cine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PUTOPAUSIA: Momento natural a partir del cual ya no se puede ir de putas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CRIPTOMONEDAS: Bitcoin, Bitantequera, Bitnerja, Bitarchidona. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

SIERVOFRENO: Sistema de frenado que utilizaban las cuadrigas romanas de alto standing, consistente en arrojar un esclavo, a modo de ancla o lastre, para ir reduciendo la velocidad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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